| Current Standings | Schedule | Transactions |
1999 SLaM Record: 19-9 (6-4)
1998 SLaM Record: 3-10 (3-5)
Statistics: Season
Owner: Black Jack, Lone Star
Coach: Al Pacino
Asst Coach: Brandi Chastain, Scott Bakula
Home Field: Castle of Ming the Merciless
Team Colors: Gold & Chartreuse
Team Jingle: "He saved every one of us, he saved the world!"
Team Musical Score: Flash Gordon, courtesy of Queen
Team Songs: Tubthumper (Chumbawumba), Return of the Mack (Mark Morrison)
Team Sponsors: Dunkin' Donuts, Team USA Women's Soccer
Quotable: "You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."
| PLAYER | TEAM | ||
| Mark Brunell | Jacksonville Jaguars | ||
| Jon Kitna | Seattle Seahawks | ||
| Brian Griese | Denver Broncos | ||
| Elvis Grbac | Kansas City Chiefs | ||
| Edgerrin James | Indianapolis Colts | ||
| Eddie George | Tennessee Titans | ||
| Warrick Dunn | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | ||
| Jimmy Smith | Jacksonville Jaguars | ||
| Michael Westbrook | Washington Redskins | ||
| Kevin Dyson | Tennessee Titans | ||
| Stephen Alexander | Washington Redskins | ||
| Jay Riemersma | Buffalo Bills | ||
| David LaFleur | Dallas Cowboys | ||
| N/A | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | ||
| N/A | Miami Dolphins |
September 9, 1999. Release WR Wayne Chrebet. Sign WR Kevin Dyson.
September 16, 1999. Release WR Reidel Anthony. Sign WR Michael Westbrook.
September 23, 1999. Release RB Napolean Kaufman. Sign QB Stoney Case.
September 30, 1999. Release NY Jets Special Teams. Sign Miami Special Teams.
October 7, 1999. Release QB Donovan McNabb. Sign TE Rickey Dudley.
October 7, 1999. Release QB Brian Griese. Sign QB Bubby Brister.
October 14, 1999. Release TE Rickey Dudley. Sign WR Azir Hakim.
October 28, 1999. Released QB Bubby Brister. Signed QB Brian Griese.
October 28, 1999. Released QB Stoney Case. Signed QB Elvis Grbac.
October 28, 1999. Released WR Azir Hakim. Signed TE Jay Riemersma.
December 2, 1999. Released Philadelphia Defense. Signed TE David LaFleur.