| Current Standings | Schedule | Transactions |
1999 SLaM Record: 16-12 (4-6)
1998 SLaM Record: 9-4 (6-2)
Statistics: Season
Owner: Avon
Coach: Roland of Gilead
Asst Coaches: Cuthbert, Alain, Steve Lang
Home Field: The Dark Tower
Team Cheerleaders: Carrie-Anne Moss, Natalie Imbruglia
Team Colors: Cold Steel Gray & Steeler Gold
Team Jingle: "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower come!"
Team Songs: For Whom the Bell Tolls (Metallica), I Want It All (Queen), Blaze of Glory (Jon Bon Jovi), Regulate (Warren G)
Team Sponsors: Smith & Wesson, Georgetown Intramurals, Avon Central School English Department
Quotable: "Ka-tet... One out of many..."
| PLAYER | TEAM | ||
| Randall Cunningham | Minnesota Vikings | ||
| Steve McNair | Tennessee Titans | ||
| Kordell Stewart | Pittsburgh Steelers | ||
| Jeff George | Minnesota Vikings | ||
| Jamal Anderson | Atlanta Falcons | ||
| Corey Dillon | Cincinnati Bengals | ||
| Kevin Faulk | New England Patriots | ||
| Charlie Garner | San Francisco 49ers | ||
| Amp Lee | St. Louis Rams | ||
| Tim Brown | Oakland Raiders | ||
| Tony Martin | Miami Dolphins | ||
| Carl Pickens | Cincinnati Bengals | ||
| Andrew Glover | Minnesota Vikings | ||
| N/A | Pittsburgh Steelers | ||
| N/A | Atlanta Falcons |
September 3, 1999. Trade Picks #27 & #60 to Benevolent Dictators
for Picks #24 & #65.
September 3, 1999. Trade QB Steve Young and Picks #36 & #50 to St. Charles Snipers
for Picks #8, #27, & #41.
September 16, 1999. Release TE Eric Green. Sign TE Mark Chmura.
September 23, 1999. Trade WR Terry Glenn to Benevolent Dictators
for RB Charlie Garner.
September 23, 1999. Release WR Courtney Hawkins. Sign RB Bryon Hanspard.
September 23, 1999. Release TE Mark Chmura. Sign TE Andrew Glover.
October 14, 1999. Release RB Bryon Hanspard. Sign RB Amp Lee.