| Current Standings | Schedule | Transactions |
1999 SLaM Record: 10-18 (6-4)
1998 SLaM Record: 8-5 (5-3)
Statistics: Season
Owner: Guru
Coach: Matt "Theme Park" Milone
Asst Coaches: F. Franco, Tojo
Home Field: Coors Field
Team Colors: Khaki & Brown
Team Cry: "Obey!"
Team Sponsors: BMW, The Vatican, Disney, Brad, Jerry Jones
Quotable: "Trust us, we know what's best for you."
| PLAYER | TEAM | ||
| Brett Favre | Green Bay Packers | ||
| Dan Marino | Miami Dolphins | ||
| Scott Mitchell | Baltimore Ravens | ||
| Rick Mirer | New York Jets | ||
| Ricky Watters | Seattle Seahawks | ||
| Antowain Smith | Buffalo Bills | ||
| Terry Allen | New England Patriots | ||
| Terrell Owens | San Francisco 49ers | ||
| Terrance Mathis | Atlanta Falcons | ||
| Dedric Ward | New York Jets | ||
| Darnay Scott | Cincinnati Bengals | ||
| Terry Glenn | New England Patriots | ||
| Ben Coates | New England Patriots | ||
| N/A | New York Giants | ||
| N/A | Denver Broncos |
September 23, 1999. Release QB Bubby Brister. Sign QB Rick Mirer.
September 23, 1999. Trade RB Charlie Garner to Avon Gunslingers
for WR Terry Glenn.