| Current Standings | Schedule | Transactions |
1999 SLaM Record: 2-26 (1-9)
1998 SLaM Record: 8-5 (5-3)
Statistics: Season
Owner: Vixan
Coach: John Galt
Asst Coach: N/A
Home Field: The Valley
Team Colors: Gold & Green
Team Emblem: Dollar Sign ($)
Team Songs: Haley's Fifth Concerto
Team Sponsors: Rearden Metal, D'Anconia Copper
Quotable: "It is we who move the world, and we who will pull it through."
| PLAYER | TEAM | ||
| Vinny Testaverde | New York Jets | ||
| Chris Chandler | Atlanta Falcons | ||
| Tim Couch | Cleveland Browns | ||
| Neil O'Donnell | Tennessee Titans | ||
| Shane Matthews | Chicago Bears | ||
| Terrell Davis | Denver Broncos | ||
| Robert Smith | Minnesota Vikings | ||
| Errict Rhett | Baltimore Ravens | ||
| Ed McCaffrey | Denver Broncos | ||
| Eric Moulds | Buffalo Bills | ||
| Frank Sanders | Arizona Cardinals | ||
| Bill Schroeder | Green Bay Packers | ||
| Eric Green | New York Jets | ||
| N/A | Seattle Seahwaks | ||
| N/A | Minnesota Vikings |
September 23, 1999. Release QB Eric Zeier. Sign QB Neil O'Donnell.
September 23, 1999. Release TE Rickey Dudley. Sign TE Eric Green.
September 30, 1999. Release RB Tavian Banks. Sign QB Shane Matthews.
September 30, 1999. Release RB Skip Hicks. Sign RB Errict Rhett.