| Current Standings | Schedule | Transactions |
1999 SLaM Record: 13-15 (5-5)
1998 SLaM Record: 0-0 (0-0)
Statistics: Season
Owner: Jules, Matt Jenks
Coach: N/A
Asst Coach: N/A
Home Field: The Ghetto
Team Colors: Green (The Color O' Money)
Team Songs: Straight Outta Compton (NWA), In the Ghetto (Eric Cartman)
Team Sponsors: Colt 45, Nas, Dr. Dre
Quotable: "They gave me the damn ball, and now we're money..."
| PLAYER | TEAM | ||
| Drew Bledsoe | New England Patriots | ||
| Troy Aikman | Dallas Cowboys | ||
| Rich Gannon | Oakland Raiders | ||
| Akili Smith | Cincinnati Bengals | ||
| Jeff Garcia | San Francisco 49ers | ||
| Jerome Bettis | Pittsburgh Steelers | ||
| Adrian Murrell | Arizona Cardinals | ||
| Leryo Hoard | Minnesota Vikings | ||
| Tyrone Wheatley | Oakland Raiders | ||
| Antonio Freeman | Green Bay Packers | ||
| Keshawn Johnson | New York Jets | ||
| Rob Moore | Arizona Cardinals | ||
| Frank Wychek | Tennessee Titans | ||
| N/A | Green Bay Packers | ||
| N/A | New England Patriots |
October 7, 1999. Release RB Priest Holmes. Sign RB Gary Brown.
October 21, 1999. Release WR Jermaine Lewis. Sign RB Tyrone Wheatley.
October 28, 1999. Released RB Gary Brown. Signed RB Leroy Hoard.
October 28, 1999. Released TE O.J. Santiago. Signed QB Jeff Garcia.