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BraMBLe 2000 Rank: 6th
BraMBLe '99 Rank: 4th
Statistics: Season
Owner: Guru
Manager: Leader of the New Generation
Coaches: Vanilla Ice, Everlast
Home Field: N/A
Team Required Reading: Beastie Boys Album Covers
Team Songs: Whoa Girl, Whoa Girl Whoa, Goodbye 2 Every 1 Ever
Team Sponsors: Nike, Bob Sura, Mr. Show with Bob & David
Quotable: "It's like I'm saying... Damn!"
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| 1B | Eric Karros | Los Angeles Dodgers |
| 2B | Jeff Kent | San Francisco Giants |
| SS | Omar Vizquel | Cleveland Indians |
| 3B | Robin Ventura | New York Mets |
| C | Mike Piazza | New York Mets |
| OF | Albert Belle | Baltimore Orioles |
| OF | Juan Gonzalez | Detroit Tigers |
| OF | Barry Bonds | San Francisco Giants |
| MIF | Chuck Knoblauch | New York Yankees |
| CIF | Dean Palmer | Detroit Tigers |
| BC | Brad Ausmus | Detroit Tigers |
| BOF | Larry Walker | Colorado Rockies |
| BOF | Magglio Ordonez | Chicago White Sox |
| UM | Edgar Martinez | Seattle Mariners |
| SP | Mike Hampton | New York Mets |
| SP | Orlando Hernandez | New York Yankees |
| SP | Chuck Finley | Anaheim Angels |
| SP | Todd Stottlemyre | Arizona Diamondbacks |
| SP | Dave Burba | Cleveland Indians |
| SP | Jamie Moyer | Seattle Mariners |
| RP | Mariano Rivera | New York Yankees |
| RP | Armando Benitez | New York Mets |
| RP | Ricky Bottalico | Kansas City Royals |
| RP | Rick Aguilera | Minnesota Twins |
| RP | Keith Foulke | Chicago White Sox |
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| 3B | Todd Zeile | New York Mets |
| RP | Mike Jackson | Philadelphia Phillies |
| SP | Tony Armas, Jr. | Montreal Expos |
| OF | Steve Finley | Arizona Diamondbacks |
| SP | Alex Fernandez | Florida Marlins |
January 28, 2000. Spring training opens.
January 28, 2000. Protects 2B Jeff Kent, 3B Robin Ventura, C Mike Piazza, OF Albert Belle, OF Larry Walker, P Mike Hampton, RP Mariano Rivera, and RP Armando Benitez.
March 6, 2000. Trades Pick #32 to Old School for Pick #48 & #51.
April 11, 2000. Sends RP Mike Jackson to Farm Team. Recalls RP Ricky Bottalico.
April 18, 2000. Trades OF Brian Giles, 2B Ray Durham, & 5th Round Pick 2001 to Solstice at Avalon for OF Juan Gonzalez & SS Omar Vizquel.
April 18, 2000. Releases SS Neifi Perez. Signs DH Edgar Martinez.
May 9, 2000. Releases OF Rondell White (FT).
May 9, 2000. Sends 2B Chuck Knoblauch to Farm Team. Signs 2B Jose Offerman.
May 9, 2000. Sends P Jamie Moyer to Farm Team. Recalls P Todd Stottlemyre.
May 16, 2000. Releases C Chris Widger (FT).
May 16, 2000. Releases 2B Jose Offerman. Recalls 2B Chuck Knoblauch.
May 16, 2000. Sends OF Barry Bonds to Farm Team. Signs OF Steve Finley.
May 16, 2000. Sends OF Larry Walker to Farm Team. Signs OF Derek Bell.
May 23, 2000. Sends OF Derek Bell to Farm Team. Recalls OF Barry Bonds.
June 13, 2000. Sends OF Juan Gonzalez to Farm Team. Recalls OF Larry Walker.
June 13, 2000. Sends P Alex Fernandez to Farm Team. Recalls P Jamie Moyer.
June 13, 2000. Sends P Todd Stottlemyre to Farm Team. Signs P Tony Armas, Jr.
June 13, 2000. Releases OF Derek Bell (FT).
June 20, 2000. Sends OF Steve Finley to Farm Team. Recalls OF Juan Gonzalez.
June 20, 2000. Sends P Tony Armas, Jr. to Farm Team. Recalls P Todd Stottlemyre.